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Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow)
Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
Location: California
Joined twitter: August 14th, 2008
Web: ellentv.com
29,339,840
followers
46,408
following
9,000
updates
 
Funny Tweets™ (@Lmao)
Someone retweeted me, you clicked my profile, gotta know im a funny ass dude so why not follow me? ;) | Business: crossglobemedia@gmail.com
Location: Cross Globe Media
Joined twitter: January 13th, 2011
3,467,469
followers
137
following
35,977
updates
 
Funny Tweets (@autocorrects)
Laughing for 10 minutes is good for your abs and muscles, follow me for an intense workout! Contact : contactautocorrects@gmail.com / @ivikaspawar
Joined twitter: July 31st, 2011
3,226,791
followers
1
following
48,165
updates
 
Funny Tweets (@iQuoteComedy)
a collection of funny tweets that is updated daily: IQC Business contact : twitterbuisness@yahoo.com
Location: In your mind.
Joined twitter: March 27th, 2009
1,743,930
followers
203
following
75,392
updates
 
FUNNY TWEETS (@funnypage)
I tweet and retweet FUNNY TWEETS life facts QUOTES on relationship & love memes sarcasm COMEDY fun jokes One Direction & PARODY tweets
Joined twitter: February 17th, 2011
699,671
followers
55
following
12,716
updates
 
Rude Comedian (@RudeComedian)
I tweet Rude Comedy and sh*t. Don't be offended by my jokes just Enjoy!
Joined twitter: November 11th, 2009
1,719,331
followers
145
following
17,378
updates
 
Sarcasm (@TheComedyHumor)
Here to make you laugh! Follow us for funny tweets. :) Business: comedyhumortweets@gmail.com
Joined twitter: April 18th, 2009
1,426,285
followers
123
following
17,714
updates
 
Funny Or Die (@funnyordie)
We make funny videos with famous people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.
Location: Hollywood, Ca
Joined twitter: August 1st, 2008
Web: funnyordie.com
7,954,777
followers
4,482
following
12,326
updates
 
Comedy Tweets (@TheComedyJokes)
Tweeting quotes, jokes, advice, & facts that relate to your everyday life.
Location: TheComedyJokes@live.com
Joined twitter: March 21st, 2011
1,574,972
followers
149
following
46,207
updates
 
Funny Tweets (@thinkcomedy)
Tweeting quotes, jokes, advice, and facts that relate to your everyday life!
Joined twitter: November 28th, 2009
387,687
followers
15,713
following
3,971
updates
 
Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais)
Multi Emmy, Bafta, & Golden Globe-winning Writer, Director, Actor, Producer, Author and Stand up Comedian. Oh, and One Trick Pony :)
Location: London
Joined twitter: February 4th, 2009
5,756,024
followers
634
following
15,084
updates
 
Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler)
Comedian, TV personality and Author Chelsea Handler hosts 'Chelsea Lately' weeknights on E!
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Joined twitter: February 1st, 2009
Web: chelseahandler.com
5,514,614
followers
30
following
3,806
updates
 
Luis Manzano (@luckymanzano)
actor/host/luckybirdie/wannabe comedian
Location: Uranus
Joined twitter: April 19th, 2010
3,149,199
followers
209
following
25,268
updates
 
Funny Or Fact (@funnyorfact)
I'm a comedian, photographer, top tweeter, trend setter, and instagrammer. △▼△▼△▼△▼△▼△▼△▼△▼△▼△ Business: funnyorfact@ymail.com
Location: New York
Joined twitter: May 4th, 2010
1,147,652
followers
113
following
38,290
updates
 
Rickey Smiley (@RickeySmiley)
Official Twitter Page of PowerHouse Comedian Rickey Smiley ~ Follow The Funny
Location: ÜT: 33.433133,-86.703553
Joined twitter: April 9th, 2009
1,092,036
followers
1,222
following
64,138
updates
 
Jimmy Carr (@jimmycarr)
Brand new tour 'Funny Business' on sale now. http://t.co/jf4GZrskLZ
Joined twitter: October 28th, 2008
Web: jimmycarr.com
3,824,046
followers
244
following
3,085
updates
 
Alan Carr (@AlanCarr)
Stand up comedian and TV presenter. Follow the show @chattyman. My Spexy Beast DVD is out now! http://t.co/lAhYGG4I
Joined twitter: June 27th, 2008
Web: alancarr.net
3,969,147
followers
217
following
10,222
updates
 
Funny Tweets (@comedyphrase)
Tweeting jokes and facts that relate to your everyday life! Hope you enjoy reading! EXOstan & Belieber here!!
Location: Philippines
Joined twitter: January 4th, 2010
278,530
followers
126
following
35,709
updates
 
Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes)
EXCLUSIVE Funny Jokes and Pics about Football from all over the world! Posting GOLAZOs! For Advertising Contact: footyjokesglobal@gmail.com
Joined twitter: September 9th, 2011
769,988
followers
130
following
14,515
updates
 
Andreu Buenafuente (@Buenafuente)
Comediante, comediant, comedian.
Location: Barcelona
Joined twitter: June 14th, 2007
Web: andreubuenafuente.com
1,686,989
followers
946
following
11,072
updates
 
Sarcasm (@ComedyPosts)
I'm like 25% funny and 85% bad at math. Business: thecomedyposts@gmail.com
Joined twitter: August 8th, 2009
2,833,076
followers
108
following
96,432
updates
 
BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf)
PARODY. Tweeting the breaking sports banter via jokes, pictures & videos. Also providing funny facts, live goals & give-aways. (not associated with BBC Sport)
Joined twitter: March 27th, 2012
662,585
followers
392
following
5,859
updates
 
Rob Riggle (@RobRiggle)
Actor, Comedian, Writer, U.S. Marine
Location: Los Angeles
Joined twitter: March 25th, 2009
Web: robriggle.com
1,526,778
followers
204
following
1,421
updates
 
John Bishop (@JohnBishop100)
I am a comedian, I am married and I have 3 sons. I support Liverpool and I now have two dogs Bilko and Tigger. My instagram is: johnbish100
Joined twitter: June 11th, 2009
Web: johnbishoponline.com
2,423,917
followers
214
following
5,336
updates
 
Steve Harvey Nation (@IAmSteveHarvey)
Proud husband, father, comedian, daytime show host, philanthropist and author. God has blessed me with more than I could have asked for!
Joined twitter: December 14th, 2009
Web: steveharveytv.com
2,406,570
followers
749
following
36,249
updates
 
Andres Lopez Forero (@lopezandres)
Colombian Stand-Up Comedian Ven verificado arriba? Bregamos pero se logró #PelotadeLetras #MePidolaVentana #FruticaPicada #SiLlueveEntremeLosTenis #LlegarAMarte
Location: Bogotá, Colombia
Joined twitter: April 21st, 2009
Web: AndresLopez.com
2,339,735
followers
88,055
following
13,561
updates
 
Jack Whitehall (@jackwhitehall)
I'm a comedian. Tour dates on sale now and my dad and I have a new book out too! http://t.co/BmsRV5cWB0
Joined twitter: November 12th, 2008
Web: jackwhitehall.com
2,321,701
followers
325
following
5,268
updates
 
Miranda Hart (@mermhart)
Comedy actress and writer, dog owner and wannabee pop star.
Location: London
Joined twitter: February 1st, 2009
Web: mirandahart.com
1,518,381
followers
192
following
2,880
updates
 
Mike Epps (@TheRealMikeEpps)
Actor. Comedian. Under Rated & Never Faded. #AfterDarkTour #EPPSIE http://www.MikeEpps.com for Tour Dates
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Joined twitter: May 9th, 2009
2,238,523
followers
3,612
following
27,640
updates
 
Speak Comedy (@SpeakComedy)
It took me 10 minutes to think of a bio. This is what I came up with.
Joined twitter: June 25th, 2009
1,870,244
followers
159
following
29,589
updates
 
True Tweets (@funnyortruth)
Tweeting funny yet true things you can relate to in 140 characters or less. In no way affiliated with Neil Patrick Harris/HIMYM. Contact: funnyortruth@gmail.com
Location: Worldwide
Joined twitter: March 28th, 2010
2,612,117
followers
99
following
35,554
updates
 
SportsNation (@SportsNation)
SportsNation is your show. Share your opinions, jokes, criticisms, videos and links with us and we'll do our best to get them on TV. ESPN2.
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Joined twitter: February 18th, 2009
2,063,836
followers
438
following
10,587
updates
 
Funny Tweets™ (@funnytvveet)
Tweet Humors, jokes, facts, quotes, sarcasm, memories which relates to your everyday life. (For Business Contact: publicizing@outlook.com)
Location: Twitter World
Joined twitter: April 19th, 2011
114,015
followers
70,494
following
6,247
updates
 
Bill Zucker (@BillZucker)
NATIONAL RECORDING ARTIST,COMEDIAN,ACTOR,ASTRONAUT/KELSEY GRAMMER BILL ZUCKER COMEDY HOUR/ GENE SIMMONS FJS/ DOG BOUNTY HUNTER/JENNY McCARTHY LIVES UNDER MY BED
Location: Hollywood/Miami/space
Joined twitter: January 1st, 2009
469,369
followers
260,116
following
99,926
updates
 
Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts)
If you're 18+ follow us for interesting, funny and mind blowing sex facts - Advertising: HornyFacts@Gmail.com - Kik: HornyFacts69 - Tumblr: HornyFacts69
Joined twitter: April 24th, 2012
1,878,155
followers
137
following
22,740
updates
 
Fahad Albutairi (@Fahad)
Ar: فهد البتيري - Saudi stand-up comedian | Actor | Host of @LaYekthar | @Telfaz11 كوميدي سعودي | ممثل | مقدم برنامج #لا_يكثر | #تلفاز11
Location: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
Joined twitter: March 30th, 2008
Web: fahadcomedy.com
1,428,786
followers
840
following
48,472
updates
 
Hilarious (@iPostHilarious)
Funny Tweets http://iQuoteComedy.com
Joined twitter: September 8th, 2012
123,322
followers
38,173
following
146
updates
 
Sex Facts Of Life (@SexFactsOfLife)
Interesting, funny and enjoyable sex facts for your daily life! Also follow @WOWFactsOfLife Contact: SexFactsOfLife@gmail.com
Joined twitter: March 11th, 2011
1,601,647
followers
41
following
15,259
updates
 
StephenKGlickman (@StephenGlickman)
Gustavo Rocque from Big Time Rush on Nickelodeon/ Stand Up Comedian /Broadway Musical Actor/ Executive Producer at Comedy Central and Trevor on Workaholics
Location: Hollywood Hills
Joined twitter: April 2nd, 2009
Web: youtube.com/funnyguyfromtv
289,003
followers
10,661
following
10,553
updates
 
Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys)
The one & the original, accept no imposters. Bringing you all the best jokes, pictures and facts. Business: socialMAH@gmail.com
Location: England
Joined twitter: September 1st, 2011
1,032,788
followers
925
following
10,089
updates
 
Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral)
The Comedy Central app is here. Make room on your home screen. http://on.cc.com/1e85ygI
Joined twitter: March 11th, 2009
685,132
followers
10,746
following
58,689
updates
 
Country Words (@Country_Words)
Ain't it funny how a melody can bring back the memory... CountryWords@yahoo.com
Location: USA
Joined twitter: January 3rd, 2012
1,003,145
followers
776
following
28,910
updates
 
Funny Tweets! (@fulloncomedy)
For Advertising Contact: fulloncomedy@gmail.com
Joined twitter: August 29th, 2012
98,306
followers
9,622
following
6,138
updates
 
Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled)
Comedian, actress, writer.
Location: New York
Joined twitter: April 8th, 2010
512,639
followers
266
following
1,990
updates
 
BBC Comedy (@bbccomedy)
We make funny things and then tell you about them.
Location: London, UK
Joined twitter: July 5th, 2007
Web: youtube.com/bbccomedy
246,234
followers
5,425
following
20,562
updates
 
Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah)
Comedian from South Africa. I was in the crowd when Rafiki held Simba over the edge of the cliff, like an African Michael Jackson.
Location: South Africa, New York, London
Joined twitter: June 11th, 2009
Web: trevornoah.com
1,266,425
followers
46
following
7,716
updates
 
ForeverImmature™ (@OINKimmaPIG)
I find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes http://t.co/xOcDTEdAeo
Location: Avoiding Reality
Joined twitter: May 19th, 2010
Web: facebook.com/ForeverImmatur…
183,307
followers
10,382
following
51,089
updates
 
Sarcasm (@WorIdComedy)
I tweet Sarcasm and shit. Please don't be offended by my jokes just Enjoy!
Joined twitter: May 31st, 2011
785,465
followers
123
following
1,876
updates
 
Funny Pinoy Quotes (@FunnyPinoyQuote)
Gawang Pinoy, Para sa mga Pinoy! ☆ • Follow us for a — Collection of Pinoy Quotes, Jokes, Banat, Patama etc • contactfunnypinoyquote@gmail.com • 08-23-12
Location: Philippines • Team @INTERXN
Joined twitter: August 23rd, 2012
270,439
followers
193
following
38,117
updates
 
Chris Gore (@ThatChrisGore)
Comedian. My podcast is PodCRASH and my comedy album is Celebrities Poop. Batman is my spirit animal.
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Joined twitter: March 7th, 2009
Web: ThatChrisGore.com
255,264
followers
122,093
following
22,899
updates