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Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow)
Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
Location: California
Joined twitter: August 14th, 2008
Web: http://t.co/rJNCGU9GhH
24,853,483
followers
46,485
following
8,396
updates
 
Funny Or Die (@funnyordie)
We make funny videos with famous people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.
Location: Hollywood, Ca
Joined twitter: August 1st, 2008
Web: http://t.co/uJmLJy11WI
7,794,242
followers
4,411
following
11,787
updates
 
Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler)
Comedian, TV personality and Author Chelsea Handler hosts 'Chelsea Lately' weeknights on E!
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Joined twitter: February 1st, 2009
Web: http://t.co/Kj4ybw1LfG
5,482,223
followers
44
following
3,665
updates
 
Alan Carr (@AlanCarr)
Stand up comedian and TV presenter. Follow the show @chattyman. My Spexy Beast DVD is out now! http://t.co/lAhYGG4I
Joined twitter: June 27th, 2008
Web: http://t.co/1uYsBg3NOD
3,913,702
followers
197
following
9,827
updates
 
Jimmy Carr (@jimmycarr)
Brand new DVD 'Laughing and Joking' out now: http://t.co/A7602k4D1c
Joined twitter: October 28th, 2008
Web: http://t.co/zpkkAsfVaK
3,724,788
followers
242
following
3,076
updates
 
Sarcasm (@ComedyPosts)
I'm like 25% funny and 85% bad at math. Business: thecomedyposts@gmail.com
Joined twitter: August 8th, 2009
2,668,788
followers
71
following
95,359
updates
 
Sorry not Sorry! (@ComedyTruth)
Tweeting quotes, jokes, advice and facts that relate to your everyday life. Enjoy reading it!
Joined twitter: January 8th, 2010
2,633,793
followers
98
following
67,995
updates
 
True Tweets (@funnyortruth)
Tweeting funny yet true things you can relate to in 140 characters or less. Not affiliated with Neil Patrick Hariss. Contact: funnyortruth@gmail.com
Location: Worldwide
Joined twitter: March 28th, 2010
2,482,779
followers
51
following
34,115
updates
 
Steve Harvey Nation (@IAmSteveHarvey)
Proud husband, father, comedian, daytime show host, philanthropist and author. God has blessed me with more than I could have asked for!
Joined twitter: December 14th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/lFWj6k8LDH
2,329,738
followers
716
following
34,281
updates
 
John Bishop (@JohnBishop100)
I am a comedian, I am married and I have 3 sons. I support Liverpool and I now have two dogs Bilko and Tiger.
Location: ÜT: 53.405854,-2.981595
Joined twitter: June 11th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/ZKKVspO9lQ
2,274,932
followers
264
following
5,115
updates
 
Andres Lopez Forero (@lopezandres)
Colombian Stand-Up Comedian Ven verificado arriba? Bregamos pero se logró #PelotadeLetras #MePidolaVentana #FruticaPicada #SiLlueveEntremeLosTenis #LlegarAMarte
Location: Bogotá, Colombia
Joined twitter: April 21st, 2009
Web: http://t.co/kRycH3uDIm
2,224,238
followers
83,561
following
13,047
updates
 
Jack Whitehall (@jackwhitehall)
I'm a comedian. Tour dates on sale now and my dad and I have a new book out too! http://t.co/BmsRV5cWB0
Joined twitter: November 12th, 2008
Web: http://t.co/BmsRV5cWB0
2,163,180
followers
308
following
4,932
updates
 
Mike Epps (@TheRealMikeEpps)
Actor. Comedian. Under Rated & Never Faded. #MikeEppsLive #EPPSIE http://t.co/fc3fG5NHve for Tour Dates
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Joined twitter: May 9th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/FDTkktXJ66
2,159,333
followers
3,444
following
25,268
updates
 
Sarcasm (@TheFunnyTeens)
I'm sarcastic, deal with it.
Location: Tweet from my account ➜
Joined twitter: August 17th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/6GZwZ4NFmQ
2,077,395
followers
171
following
55,418
updates
 
SportsNation (@SportsNation)
SportsNation is your show. Share your opinions, jokes, criticisms, videos and links with us and we'll do our best to get them on TV.
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Joined twitter: February 19th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/oGf4bibcSb
2,007,688
followers
422
following
9,934
updates
 
Cheezburger (@Cheezburger)
All your funny in one place.
Location: Seattle, WA
Joined twitter: May 20th, 2007
Web: http://t.co/fC5A9BKz5J
1,661,333
followers
3,464
following
18,710
updates
 
Andreu Buenafuente (@Buenafuente)
Comediante, comediant, comedian.
Location: Barcelona
Joined twitter: June 14th, 2007
Web: http://t.co/h0blFx2BAV
1,631,488
followers
899
following
10,929
updates
 
Rob Riggle (@RobRiggle)
Actor, Comedian, Writer, U.S. Marine
Location: Los Angeles
Joined twitter: March 25th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/XI7pNatqsv
1,513,394
followers
174
following
1,366
updates
 
that's so me (@ComedyPics)
#1 Source for hilarious and relatable tweets... Follow us for an entertaining timeline. :)
Location: IG: ComedyPics
Joined twitter: May 10th, 2010
1,485,727
followers
5,295
following
21,042
updates
 
Miranda Hart (@mermhart)
Comedy actress and writer, dog owner and wannabee pop star.
Location: London
Joined twitter: February 1st, 2009
Web: http://t.co/WBuujqpJ50
1,453,780
followers
192
following
2,822
updates
 
Fahad Albutairi (@Fahad)
Ar: فهد البتيري - Saudi stand-up comedian | Actor | Host of @LaYekthar | @Telfaz11 كوميدي سعودي | ممثل | مقدم برنامج #لا_يكثر | #تلفاز11
Location: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
Joined twitter: March 30th, 2008
Web: http://t.co/JbuvofcCO6
1,312,317
followers
820
following
48,315
updates
 
Funny Tweets (@iQuoteComedy)
a collection of funny tweets that is updated daily: Advertising/Promotion contact : rsolt@ymail.com :
Location: In your mind.
Joined twitter: March 27th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/2fextz0S8n
1,220,321
followers
152
following
71,994
updates
 
Funny Tweets (@TheComedyHumor)
Here to make you laugh! Follow us for funny tweets. :) Business: comedyhumortweets@gmail.com
Joined twitter: April 18th, 2009
1,192,473
followers
90
following
16,487
updates
 
Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah)
Comedian from South Africa. I was in the crowd when Rafiki held Simba over the edge of the cliff, like an African Michael Jackson.
Location: South Africa, New York, London
Joined twitter: June 11th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/qRADZQzxT3
1,184,828
followers
45
following
7,521
updates
 
Rickey Smiley (@RickeySmiley)
Official Twitter Page of PowerHouse Comedian Rickey Smiley ~ Follow The Funny
Location: ÜT: 33.433133,-86.703553
Joined twitter: April 10th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/h75QwxYwER
1,022,688
followers
1,126
following
60,244
updates
 
rob delaney (@robdelaney)
Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs. Preorder my book, ROB DELANEY: Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage: http://t.co/Ss5b8D9kCB
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Joined twitter: February 27th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/Ss5b8D9kCB
938,641
followers
1,560
following
17,149
updates
 
PEOPLEPets.com (@PEOPLEPets)
Cute pet photos, celebrity pets, funny videos and must-see animal stories from the editors of PEOPLE!
Joined twitter: March 3rd, 2009
Web: http://t.co/zZluVSEQGk
880,379
followers
1,314
following
13,958
updates
 
David Barton Harris (@BartonSmart)
Hollywood based Comedian, Musician, and Improviser
Location: Hollywood, CA
Joined twitter: April 3rd, 2009
Web: https://t.co/vAmce3qvto
827,649
followers
589
following
1,820
updates
 
Jesse Tyler Ferguson (@jessetyler)
I memorize other peoples words and say them in funny ways or dramatical ways.
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Joined twitter: November 12th, 2008
Web: http://t.co/o4dNK8y05c
819,876
followers
176
following
5,271
updates
 
B.J. Mendelson (@BJMendelson)
Author of Social Media Is Bullshit. Comedian & Marketer. Funny enough, they're kind of the same job.
Location: New York, New York
Joined twitter: January 25th, 2008
Web: http://t.co/PVr9vMKBe7
743,900
followers
12,414
following
72,555
updates
 
Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz)
Male actress and comedienne. A Billion Jokes (Volume One) is out now! http://t.co/psHXFkidsu
Location: Earth's Core
Joined twitter: January 7th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/f6knOMlEbC
707,998
followers
3,862
following
20,168
updates
 
nick kroll (@nickkroll)
#KROLLSHOW on Comedy Central, Tuesdays at 1030/9c nickkroll on instagram
Joined twitter: March 6th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/mvx4PacPvc
678,891
followers
740
following
4,108
updates
 
Funny One Liners (@funnyoneliners)
One liners..ReTweets..The best of the old and the new humor compiled in one place.
Location: Tampa Bay
Joined twitter: May 18th, 2009
674,767
followers
205,911
following
13,543
updates
 
ADAMDEVINE (@ADAMDEVINE)
I do stand up comedy and VERY serious acting.
Joined twitter: December 13th, 2008
Web: http://t.co/BOBDD2Yx5N
609,012
followers
364
following
2,555
updates
 
Jeff Ross (@realjeffreyross)
Relax, I'm a comedian. But I don't waste my best material on Twitter. Come see me live. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Location: ON THE ROAD
Joined twitter: May 13th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/5sCZwcrBIk
595,016
followers
1,615
following
7,692
updates
 
Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral)
Finally, comedy on Twitter.
Joined twitter: March 11th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/28cLBFfpNC
581,687
followers
10,342
following
54,433
updates
 
Amy Schumer (@amyschumer)
Inside Amy Schumer airs Tuesdays at 10:30pm on Comedy Central
Location: nyc
Joined twitter: July 9th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/k2xxMK5URy
575,234
followers
909
following
4,290
updates
 
Crystal Hefner (@crystalhefner)
Believes funny is the new sexy. Loves traveling, the ocean, and all things Disney. Married to an american icon. PR:MBega@rogersandcowan.com
Location: Playboy Mansion
Joined twitter: March 5th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/4F5TC70twc
573,963
followers
351
following
17,027
updates
 
Netflix US (@netflix)
Official Netflix US twitter page. Follow for updates on movies, TV, docs, comedies, and Netflix original series. Customer service: @Netflixhelps.
Location: Los Gatos, CA
Joined twitter: October 3rd, 2008
Web: http://t.co/NPewjib7LU
567,638
followers
385
following
5,492
updates
 
Killing Comedy ! (@TopComedyy)
I hate twitter and its users. I am gonna kill you with my non-stop laughter attack missiles. Beware. Diamond cuts diamonds !
Location: Milky Way
Joined twitter: December 8th, 2009
559,363
followers
158
following
7,841
updates
 
Grace Helbig (@gracehelbig)
I vlog. I like funny.
Location: Los Angeles
Joined twitter: February 21st, 2009
Web: http://t.co/Md4Hvx5inK
552,862
followers
635
following
9,202
updates
 
Lisa Lampanelli (@LisaLampanelli)
Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean, standup comedian, actress, equal opportunity offender, Mrs. Jimmy Big Balls
Location: New York City
Joined twitter: January 26th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/4BYE2pSw
535,708
followers
14,022
following
11,968
updates
 
dax shepard (@daxshepard1)
Humanist. Comedic actor who is light on both comedy and acting.
Location: LA
Joined twitter: April 19th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/VvjfuiJ9G2
516,496
followers
227
following
4,813
updates
 
Rove McManus (@Rove)
Australian comedian and talk show host. Not as tall in real life.
Location: Australia/USA
Joined twitter: April 8th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/IkWlxOZeFM
509,184
followers
445
following
11,794
updates
 
Russell Peters (@therealrussellp)
Joke Slinger, and good chance I tweeted while on the toilet!
Location: Wherever I'm at!
Joined twitter: March 6th, 2009
Web: http://t.co/20wRGkdP1P
498,236
followers
401
following
4,973
updates
 
Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled)
Comedian, actress, writer.
Location: New York
Joined twitter: April 8th, 2010
488,446
followers
262
following
1,932
updates
 
Official Page of 9-0 (@nine_oh)
Sup? 516 362 1957 I am Producer 9-0. Movie scripts, Video, Audio, Designer, Writer, Author, Father, comedian, Religious, American, Husband and more #BogardThat
Location: SHOW ME STATE
Joined twitter: October 13th, 2009
Web: https://t.co/yNbqVZPOpW
459,824
followers
128,348
following
333,923
updates
 
Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins)
Comedy's One True Gentleman! http://t.co/8iaWFTUvln
Location: HOLLYWOOD, U.S.A.
Joined twitter: November 29th, 2008
Web: http://t.co/Rl0Z88vA3z
441,561
followers
1,422
following
32,817
updates
 
Bill Zucker (@BillZucker)
NATIONAL RECORDING ARTIST,COMEDIAN,ACTOR,ASTRONAUT/KELSEY GRAMMER BILL ZUCKER COMEDY HOUR/ GENE SIMMONS FJS/ DOG BOUNTY HUNTER/JENNY McCARTHY LIVES UNDER MY BED
Location: Hollywood/Miami/space
Joined twitter: January 1st, 2009
Web: http://t.co/ygKoXzgttL
433,458
followers
260,900
following
98,084
updates
 
Dan Nainan (@comediandan)
World travelling 100% clean comedian Dan Nainan, paid tourist who has performed for president Obama. My email is comediandan@gmail.com
Location: Up In The Air
Joined twitter: September 2nd, 2008
Web: http://t.co/MLJB9MAkRz
438,637
followers
40
following
1,160
updates